Scarlett Johansson Got A New Tattoo
Because apparently not a goddamn thing happens in the celebrity world thanks to Obama‘s New Sharia Law-Infused America With Secret Muslim Sauce (This wasn’t part of our deal!), here’s Scarlett...
View ArticleScarlett Johannson Did The Weather For Al Roker
Because this is the Internet, I’m almost positive there’s a freakishly large demographic of men who have weather girl-related fantasies, so here’s Scarlett Johansson doing the weather on The Today Show...
View ArticleIt’s Scarlett Johansson On The Set of ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’
Here’s Scarlett Johansson on the set of Captain America: The Winter Soldier yesterday where apparently she’ll tag along as Cap’s sidekick and God willing fight evil with her breasts some more while he...
View ArticleCaptain America Is Gonna Move Some Steroids
A little over two weeks ago, Chris Evans looked like this while attending a GLAAD event with his gay brother Scott. And now here he is on the set of Captain America: The Winter Soldier yesterday...
View ArticleHey, It’s That Winter Soldier Captain America’s Always Going On About
It got a little heavy around here, so let’s geek out for a minute at these latest set photos from Captain America: The Winter Soldier where we actually get to see the Winter Soldier who’s Bucky if you...
View ArticleGood Morning, Scarlett Johansson, And Other News
- Leonardo DiCaprio takes the latest model he’s banging to Versailles. - Everybody was at Kanye‘s birthday party except Kim Kardashian. - Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere - It’s an honor if Amanda...
View ArticleLadies And Gentlemen, We’ve Got ScarJo Cleavage And Other News
- Aw, poor Ariel Castro. Was captivity too hard for you? [BuzzFeed] - Channing Tatum is the anti-Armie Hammer. [Lainey Gossip] - True Blood is finally being put out of its misery. [Dlisted] - There Are...
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Wait, There Was An Engagement Ring In These Scarlett Johansson Pics? And A Dude?
Yesterday, we posted pics of Scarlett Johansson at the Venice Film Festival premiere of Under The Skin and was under the impression that the only important thing happening was her awesome breasts....
View ArticleChuck Norris’ Thoughts On Syria Brought To You By Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts
In the spirit of the day, I provided these cleavagey photos of Scarlett Johansson so you can ignore everything that’s happening here and learn not a goddamn thing from it. Just like 9/11! Whenever...
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Scarlett Johansson Is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. Again.
Scarlett Johansson was Esquire‘s Sexiest Woman Alive in 2006, and now she is again seven years later because apparently finding attractive celebrities is hard. (Or not at all because here, here, here,...
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‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier’ Has A Trailer
While the iTunes version continues to shit itself (Seriously, Marvel, you have a trillion Avengers money. C’mon.), here’s the official UK trailer for Captain America: The Winter Soldier which looks...
View ArticleGood Morning, ScarJo, And Other News
- Aaron Paul almost got molested by Michael Jackson. That’s how I read this. [Lainey Gossip] - Put that shit away, Kris Jenner, you’re 80. [Dlisted] - Oh, good, these women brought towels. You’ll...
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Scarlett Johansson Selling Soda Machines Is Destroying The Middle East (Or...
The last time Scarlett Johansson got involved with politics, she might as well have fucked Sean Penn in the middle of the White House Correspondents Dinner, and before that, she was running around...
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Scarlett Johansson’s Pregnant (For Real This Time)
For those of you wondering why the hell Esquire‘s Sexiest Woman Alive would resort to shilling sugar water for a company that operates a factory in a contested hotbed of religious infighting, it turns...
View ArticleScarlett Johansson Busted Out The Prego-Boobs
You can really tell Marvel‘s been saying all the right words to Scarlett Johansson lately (Read: Solo Black Widow movie.) because here she is making with the prego-boobs at the Hollywood premiere of...
View ArticleScarlett Johansson Is Defending Woody Allen Now
While promoting Captain America: The Winter Soldier last week, Scarlett Johansson made it a point to bar reporters from asking about her pregnancy. A caveat that apparently didn’t extend to being asked...
View ArticleLena Dunham Just Made The Most Sense About The Woody Allen Debacle
While Scarlett Johansson insured there’ll be an Oscar-worthy project down the road the for her by defending Woody Allen to The Guardian, Lena Dunham has made the most surprisingly profound remarks to...
View ArticleScarlett Johansson’s Breasts Are Getting Larger By The Minute
Remember the other day when Scarlett Johansson defended Woody Allen? Yeah, me neither. *slaps face against monitor* (Hold my calls.) Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
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Hey, Look, Scarlett Johansson Made A Sequel To ‘Limitless’
Here’s the trailer for Lucy starring Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow a young woman who gets slut-shamed by the Japanese into becoming Black Widow a walking Matrix with boobs, or something. (I shot my...
View ArticleGoddamn, I Need A Nerd-Cigarette: A Review of ‘Captain America: The Winter...
For the past few weeks, the advance word on Captain America: The Winter Soldier is that it’s as good as The Avengers if not the best Marvel movie to date. It even made curmudgeony ol’ fusspot Jeff...
View ArticleStill Don’t Call ScarJo ScarJo
Back in 2011, Scarlett Johansson got pissed off about the nickname ScarJo, and now here’s ScarJo getting mad about ScarJo again while also shitting on JLo because apparently ScarJo doesn’t want to be...
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Scarlett Johansson Secretly Got Married Again If Anyone Gives A Shit
Because I’ll use any excuse to post bikini photos, here are some words about Scarlett Johansson‘s secret wedding to that French guy who knocked her up, Radicchio Something. Via Page Six: A source tells...
View ArticleJessica Biel Already Wants To Act With Justin Timberlake. BAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have barely been married a month and already she wants the two of them to act together because the key to a good marriage is suffocation. Hours upon hours of...
View ArticleJoaquin Phoenix Might Be Lex Luthor
“Joaquin Phoenix, what are you going to do once that acid wears off?” “Kill Superman!” – How this post happened Now that the Internet’s done making alternate Breaking Bad endings, it’s time to forget...
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Scarlett Johansson Looks Like This Now
Scarlett Johansson had a baby four months ago, so now’s the scheduled portion of her life where we marvel – *loads bullets, spins chamber* – at how thin she is thanks to her access to personal trainers...
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And Now Scarlett Johansson Getting Molested By John Travolta
“Mmmf… mmmf… Oh, God, I’ve wanted you for so long, Justin Bieber… mmmf… This is my natural hair… mmmf… I’d never lie to you… mmmf… Tell me to quit Scientology… mmff… Tell me to quit so we can be...
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Scarlett Johansson: John Travolta Isn’t ‘Creepy’ Or ‘Strange’
Scarlett Johansson was one of several young actresses auditioned to be Tom Cruise’s girlfriend (along with Jessica Alba and Jennifer Garner, but not Lindsay Lohan who only wishes) which she ultimately...
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Hawkeye & Captain America Called Black Widow A SlutHawkeye & Captain America...
Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner apparently thought it'd be a great idea to call Black Widow a slut and a whore during a promotional interview for 'Avengers: Age of Ultron.' … More »
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So Three Days Is An ‘Age’ Now? A Review of Avengers: Age of UltronSo Three...
The Superficial Review of 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' … More »
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Did Jeremy Renner Say Slut? He Meant Incredible Mother!Did Jeremy Renner Say...
After weeks of calling her character a slut, Jeremy Renner wishes Scarlett Johansson a beautiful, blessed Mother's Day so Marvel won't kill him in the next movie. More »
View ArticleCaptain America: Civil War Has A Trailer
The Captain America: Civil War trailer is here to punch everything in the face, and wink and nod that it knows its punching everything in the face, so dig in. You know you're gonna.
View ArticleRonan Farrow Punches Hollywood In The Dick Over Woody Allen
Ronan Farrow calls out Kristen Stewart, Blake Lively, Miley Cyrus, and other celebrities by name for working with Woody Allen. …
View ArticleJoss Whedon Wants To Stop Orange Muppet Hitler
Joss Whedon assembled The Avengers and Neil Patrick Harris to try to save the election. This should do the trick.
View ArticleScarlett Johansson As A Naked Japanese Cyborg Thingy, Anyone?
Here's the first trailer for Ghost In The Shell. Hope you like Scarlett Johansson doing naked stuff.
View ArticleScarlett Johansson Left That French Dude, Is Single AF
Scarlett Johansson is single, so somewhere a light just went off in Chris Evans' pants. Cap's needed.
View ArticleNo, ScarJo, Don’t Say It’s Hard Being A ‘Working Mom,’ Ah, Dammit
Dear celebrities, please stop equating yourselves with actual working moms. You're not being a woke bae. (Were those real words? I don't even know anymore.)
View ArticleScarlett Johansson Says ‘Monogamy Is Unnatural’ #HotTake
So Scarlett Johansson clearly got out of a relationship that she hated with every fiber of her being.
View ArticleThe Warren Beatty Old Man Troll Bonanza A.K.A. The Oscars
In which I cover the two things you need to know about the Oscars, and no, that isn't a joke about Salma Hayek's boobs. (Or is it? I don't even know anymore.)
View ArticleScarlett Johansson’s Ex Wants Wants Full Custody. Here We Go.
Scarlett Johansson's popcorn vendor ex-husband wants full custody of their kid. But what abour her booby tattoo?
View ArticleScarlett Johansson’s Divorce Has Gone Full Brangelina
Scarlett Johansson's divorce went fucking bananas yesterday. That wasn't supposed to happen.
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